My summer plans will be taking place in the summer. I have football camps and a church camp. I'm going to be working at ASN (pollinating) and Pizza Hut. I'm also going to audition for the Yorkshire playhouse (which is actually today.) I will leave school early to go and try out. I am ready for school to be done this class along with most others were really fun, but I'm ready to relax and sleep in, maybe even make some money.
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My greatest achievement was walking. I was a young pup. Young pups have a hard time walking. They think, "Oh, how does that work?" and then just kind of fall over like a sack of potatoes. I stood up and put one foot in front of the other and then I was walking. Now I don't know how I walk everyday. Probably foot magic.[Viewer digression advised] Jokes. Yeah.... I don't get jokes. The Joker doesn't really do jokes so why is he called the Joker? He blew a hospital once. It was a fiery explosion. Well somewhere in Arizona, a woman in her thirties needed gas so she stopped at a gas station. She happened to be a smoker and must've been under a lot of stress or something, because she put the gas pump into the car and went inside the car and lit a cigarette, but she must've gotten some gas on her arm cause it caught fire. She got out of the car screaming and the gas station's cashier started calling the fire department. At the exact time all of this happened a police officer had pulled in to get some gas. The lady saw that so she ran to the police officer to get help and was instantly shot. Reason: It's illegal to run at a police officer with a fire-arm. (None of this is true, I'm just bored.)
My favorite color should be indigo. I've loved this color my entire life. it's the same color as crayons and markers. It's not really everyone's go to color, but it is my favorite and it is unique. Indigo is also on colored pencils and some paints like spray paint, bucket paint that you use to color your house or paint the fence, oil pastel colored painted, dye, the last color on the rainbow, and some sheets of paper are all indigo.
"Words build bridges into unexplored regions." Is a quote that says that you can use words to help other figure out things in their lives. I try to use words every day for even the simplest of things and that makes it way easier to follow that quote. The man who said this quote had to be one of the smartest people in existence.
Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them. -Will Ferrell He isn't wrong. One day I'll be on the sun and I'll be laughing back at the people who laugh at me. Just you wait. If I were to create a TV show, it would have to be one about a rock. Then The Rock, would train that rock and that rock would become the best rock fighter ever. But then at some point The Rock would turn evil and begin a secret organization that starts taking over the world, but the rock would be like "Can't sorry busy." and just end up fighting The Rock. Then in a turn of events it turns out that The Rock is the rock's father and he reveals it when they are fighting in a space ship, but the rock doesn't believe him and gets his hand chopped off. So the rock meets the boulder and his pioneer children and they begin training for the final battle Rock vs. Rock. Several years later the rock has a son call the pebble, and the rock sends his son back in time to stop a robot from crushing a the rock's mother, but the pebble finds out that it was The Rock who killed the rock's mother in an attempt to stop him from fulfilling the prophecy of destroying The Rock, the pebble also finds the Stone who is the rock's brother that he never knew about so the go back to the present and meet. The stone eventually turns on the rock and they end up ultimately dueling. The rock wins and absorbs the stone's energy and goes with the pebble and the boulder to defeat The Rock. They find him and his men in a desert camp nowhere near any towns. They all end up attacking him, but fall into The Rock's trap and fall into a canyon. The Rock flees leaving them to starve but after a while they escape thanks to a Rok only to find that The Rock took over. So they hunt him down and the pebble and the boulder get killed, but the rock turns into a mountain and sits on The Rock.
Once upon a time my friends and I went on a magically adventure. An adventure that would go in the books of legends. DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOO DI DO etc. The journey began as any good journey would. The end of another school year. Over the summer plans were made to do things on my bucket list. So we went door to door asking for bananas. We made it into a game and I ended up winning with 2 bundles of bananas plus 7 other bananas. My one of my friends got 7 bananas, and the final friend got an onion. Poor friend. And that concluded the adventure of a life time. The first friend went on to be a student at YHS, the second friend ended up moving to Lincoln, and I am now a narrator. Good night.Well it's about time I choose what must be done. Morgan Freeman. Oh my, that is the greatest thing ever. Imagine this being read in Morgan Freeman's voice. Mmmm and now a narration of the world of nature. Dawn. The lions must hunt and find food soon or they will die. The pride follows the herd hoping to find an opening. The cubs are too young to keep up and very soon will perish from hunger. Life is tough here on the plains and survival is far from guaranteed. A simple injury can often spell the end for both predator and prey. The dry season and heat are too much for some. Both elephants and lions press on and soon the rains will come and with it, the life giving water and greenery that can promise life for all. The lions have brought down a young elephant that has strayed from the herd. This much needed break will feed the pride for a week and has probably made the difference between life and death.
How to not die, step one: Breathe. You have to breathe just to get oxygen into those lungs of yours. Step two: Eat and drink. That energy is important. Step three: Stay away from bear traps. That one should be obvious... it has the name bear in the title. Step four: Stay away from bears. Seriously would like to point out bears are unbearably annoying. Step five: "What?" Huh? Step six: Look for signs that you should probably leave. Like if it's always raining you should probably leave, or if your furniture keeps moving you should probably leave, if there's someone in your mirror that shouldn't be, no cell service, if your neighbors are afraid of your house, if a kid starts floating, if a cat knocks on your door, if you hear a weird sound, if the lights start glowing, if someone knocks from the floor, if someone was murdered in your house, and if you literally find a sign that says "You should probably leave,".... Grab it, because I would really like that sign it would be pretty cool to have.
During a summer, I don't know which summer, but I'm pretty sure it was the day after the last day of school. We decided we were going to go door to door asking for bananas. It was on my bucket list so some friends and I went to work. We turned it into a contest where whoever got the most bananas won. My friend Beau got 7 bananas, my other friend Quin got an apple and an onion, he might've gotten a banana, but I don't remember. We didn't bother counting mine since at the end I definitely won. It was a close game between Beau and I, until I went to a woman's house and she came back with two whole bundles of bananas and some Chinese candy. The other two quit after that.
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